Wood you like to take a nap?

Warning: This trollpasta contains some major cursing.
Paper mario used to be be of my favorite games, But then something happened that made me never play it again.
It
all started on a normal day in toad town, The background noise was
simulating birds chirping, The sun was in the SAME FUCKING POSITION IT'S
ALWAYS BEEN IN, And toads were having seizures. Just a normal day.
I
decided to take a nap in the inn even though I had 420% health. The
toad went "Would you like to take a nap" as usual, And I took a nap,
Hence the title. Except for that "Wood" in it. Why did I put that in it?
Meh.
Anyways, I took a nap, Some shit happened, And when I woke
up, Strangely, There was no music playing, And the innkeeper was turned
into a SHEEP! Just a normal day.
I went outside, And suddenly IT STARTED RAINING MEMES! Still just a FUCKING NORMAL DAY.
I
then decided it was time to get some fresh air. So I went outside. But,
The thing is, When I went outside, There was a bloody doll outside my
door that looked like tails. Wait...wrong story WRONG STORY
When I
went outside, I quickly got bored and continued playing the game. But
this time...It wasn't raining memes...IT WAS RAINING BLOD EHND TUTTLERZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
*AHEM*, It was raining blood, As in every FUCKING STORY OUT THERE.
STILL JUST A FUCKING NORMAL DAY T.T
But
then I noticed something. There was a figure standing in the
distance...It looked like that dog...That damn smile dog...WAIT WRONG
STORY AGAIN(Disclaimer: I have not read smile dog, So shut up.)
That's when I looked up, Even though you can't move the camera in this game. There was someone standing up there...IT WAS MY MII
So I killed him and got back to thinking up ideas for this story to keep you entertained.
I
then moved my (Note to self: Leave note here saying "Insert item here"
to make readers laugh later instead of doing it RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU LAZY BITCH) And saw a a message saying "Would you like to take a nap?". So I said yes. I later died.
Note: I will be making a part 2. Possibly. It depends. :P Here are the credits:
Person who came up with the idea: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9OI_25ubPP0OcW1iuDDhuQ
Video that inspired the above person's idea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUamtRgFN20
Original creator: gumball watterson1022